You have no idea how many owls are on my desk right now! I even got a howler from Filch who's apparently miffed that the corridor he didn't have to clean anymore will have to be fixed up for students again. (How he managed a Howler is beyond me. Maybe the twins helped.)
For instance, this morning McGonnagal sent one trying to explain that something called Electromagnistatic Waves are causing the pictures she sent of her chess set not to trasnmutate when transferred to digital format... Frankly, I've no idea what she's talking about. She forgets, sometimes, that I'm a muggle, I suppose. Hopefully I'll be able to clear that up with her sometime.
Then, I got this:
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It comes to my attention that you Muggles can't do anything reasonably. For some reason as yet unexplained your only book on the wizarding world comes in different editions by country even if not a translation! You'd think a lot of time and frustration such as this would be saved by printing one in each language, but then again we're talking about a society that hasn't even discovered Electromagnistatic Waves yet. At any rate:
If you're not using the American edition, (Scholastic, either hardcover or paperback) then bother Department_of_Mysteries about it for an alternate riddle, since I certainly haven't time to come up with another one.
It is, after all, their copy I borrowed from them to come up with this idiocy.
Sincerely,
S.S.
We in the department should of course, have realized that Ferrets are far too special to use just one edition. (It's all Snape's fault, though!) So if you're using a different edition, don't drive yourself batty looking at the numbers because they won't make any sense. PM us (click on the conveniant PM button located on this post...) and you will recieve an equivilant puzzle to solve.
One ferret has already recieved and solved this, and six ferrets have solved the main riddle. Two ferrets have posted a submission. Zero stoats have solved the riddle - come on, you three!
ONE DAY IS LEFT TO SUBMIT! A few quotes from the mound of the letters littering my desk which apply:
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Tell 'em to get a move on. I'm tired of this Muggle DUST in my hallways.
- A. Filch
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The Fates have informed me that they have only until the thirteenth to submit! And that those who fail to do so ... oh dear... am I in the wrong book?
- Trelawney.
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Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! GAME!
- Albus Dumbledore