Harry Potter and the Big Cup of Blue Glowy Stuff pt 1, My parody of Goblet of Fire Options

[lupinsmyman]

Harry Potter and the Big Cup of Glowy Blue Stuff

Nagini: Slither. *umph* I should not have eaten that cat this morning

Grim Reaper Statue: Fear my forshadowy evilness!

Frank (though you wouldn't know it): No one likes me. Not even my teakettle. Oh, crud- House *hobble* on *hobble* fire *hoble hobble*

Voldie: Now that I've "magically" lit the lamp in this house that has no electricity get me Potter.

Wormtail: *sigh* do I have to?

Crouch Jr.: OOO pick me! Pick me!

Voldie: We have a guest. Kill him.

Frank: Whistle a happy tune whenever you're afraid...

Meanwhile: The Candle and Kettle sing a duet.

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Hermione: Harry! Wake up! You were having an angst attack!

Harry: What? Oh! I thought I was having a forshadowy nightmare...

Ron: *snore* AAAA girl cooties!

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Weasleys: Hey how come we have backpacks if we're only going for a day?

Funny man in a hat: Heeeelloooooo Weasleys, I'm Famous Amos. This is my pet monk-- I mean son, Cedric.

Cedric: *drops from tree* OO oo ah ah banana

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Boot: Such a nice view..*sigh* here we go again

All: *ZOOMFLYECLETRICITY*

Harry, Hermione, Ron: Ow

Others: Ha ha sucks to be you.

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Quidditch Fans: Yay!Zoom!Broom!

Little tent: I think there's a draft.

Mr.Weasley: Home Sweet home.

Harry: This totally tops the cupboard under the stairs thing.

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QWC Stadium: The ministry decided that the wizarding community needed to lose some weight and so opted out on elevators.

Lucius Malfoy: Ha ha poor people have sit at the TOOOooop

Draco: yyyeeeAAAAH

Lucius: *whacks draco with "snakey"* Be nice to the poor people. They'll be getting wet if it rains.

Fred & George: Well at least no one can spit on our heads.

Harry: Good thing none of us are afraid of heights. *gulp*

Irish: Yay us! *zoom dancing leprechaun*

Bulgarians: We're better we have--

Fans: KRUM KRUM KRUM!!!

Hermione: Who's that hottie

Fred & George: Krum. He's a better seeker than Harry. Worship him.

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QWC Match: Ha! You thought you were actually going to see some real quidditch didn't you?

F&G, Harry, Ron: *singing about Krum*

Audience: Please! No more singing *faint*

Fans: We thought Dan was supposed to sing good.

Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*deep breath* AAAAA

Mr. Weasley: (who suddenly has lots of hair) Party's over, Run away like maniacs!

Toop: *Runs away like maniacs*

Harry: Ow! Why is everyone trampling me? *passout*

Crouch Jr.: *forshadowy tongue flicker* Mossy Mordor!

Dark Mark: Why did JKR have to make me green and slithery? Why couldn't I have been something nice, like a yellow flower?

Hermione: I've just appeared randomly out of no where even though I can't apparate yet!

Ron: Me too!

Ministry "Officials": Stupid Fly! *zap*

Mr: Weasley: NO! Don't arm the red-haired one! The others are fair game.

Crouch Sr: Harry Potter you have been caught at the scene of the crime!

Harry: It wasn't me.. it was the.. other dude. He went that way. *points*

Crouch Sr.: Follow me! *runs in opposite direction*

Harry: *Palmface*

All viewing: For some odd reason it looks like only ten tents were burned. Talk about low budgets.

Fans: What about Winky?

Audience: We have absolutly no clue what's going on.

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Trio: *Suddenly on train*

Old Lady: Aaaanyhtiiiing to rooot ooout your teeth? AAAaanythiiing toooo root out youor teeth?

Ron: A packet of droobles and a licorice wand, four chocolate frogs *rambles on and on*

Harry: We'll take the lot! Oh.. sorry wrong movie

Cho: One puhmkin pahsty please.

Harry: *Drool*

Lady: I said.... Anything sweet???

Harry: Um ya I'll have cho

Hermione: Stupid security.

Ron: I know. They should've hired the C.I.A. they could've protected us from the Deathmunchers

Harry: Oh.. scar... dieing...of...paaiiinn...

Hermione: Harry! You've got to tell Sirius about these angst attacks you keep having!

Harry: *Adress letter to Sirius Black*

Fans: Sure adress a letter to the most wanted man in the wizarding world.

Hedwig: I'm so magically special I can fly out of a speeding train window with out being knocked back into oblivion

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Carriage: Surpise! We're early!

Durmstrang: Us too! Do you like our short ship?

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Dumbledore: Guess what? You get to risk your lives this year! Again!

Argus Filch: *hobble run thing for comedic purposes*

Dumbledore: Ya.. whatever.. Welcome the loverly ladies of Bowbuttons!!

BBgirls: *Skipping swishy butterflies*

Dumbly: And the proud sons, cousins, uncles, and brothers of Durmstrangle!

Durmstrangle: Clank *music fire*

Harry: Look, Ron, its, Krum!

Ron: Kruuuuum

Dumbly: So you can only commit the death wishif your over 17. And here's the Big Cup of Blue Glowy stuff!

Students: Hmph

Mad-eye: *Dramatic Entrance! Flashy repair ceiling! Forshadowy hip flask swig!* You have such bad taste in architechture.

Dumbly: I know. Ok.. so you write your name on a piece of paper, stick it in the Blue Glowy Stuff and BAM! it'll pick!

END OF PART ONE
*bowing*