Weasley's Wizard Whats?, Wild Inventions! Options

[lupinsmyman]

Weasley's Wizard Whats?

I've decided we know far too little about the products of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. So in honor of Gred and Forges birthday (April 1st) your mission is to create the funniest, craziest, or most useful items for the shop!

Have fun!

[lupinsmyman]

*be a leader not a follwer!*

The Family Follower

Tired of not being able to find that sneaky teenager? Wondering what’s keeping your husband late at the ministry? Then the Family Follower is for you! Simply cast the charm included on the family member/s of choice and you’ll receive hourly updates on their status! Only three galleons! Available at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes (93 Diagon Alley).

[McGonagall's Cat]

Fabulous Fun Fissures


Know a twerp who needs a comeuppance? Need to dispose of large or no longer useful items? Is your mother wanting you to take out the garbage?

Toss one of our handy dandy reusable Portable Holes on the ground (or floor) in the appropriate place, drop in whatever you wish, then pick up the Portable Hole and fold it away neatly for future use.

Comes in various sizes and shapes! 3 year warranty.


Weasley's Wizarding Weezes
93 Diagon Alley
soon to be in Hogsmeade and Paris



*keep away from children
**WWW is not responsible for disappearances when product is not used according to directions.

[evlpez]

Looking to get away? Seeking adventure?

Portal In a Can

Portal in a Can allows you to make a portal on any flat, vertical surface, indoors or out. Paint your door and walk right through!

Also available in colour, and featuring a built-in scenic Grand Canyon landscape! Paintbrush included!

Destinations are random and unknown. WWW is not responsible for deaths or injuries resulting from the use of this product.

[McGonagall's Cat]

Carapacia's Constant Calendar


These hand-crafted delights will show you any date, the day of the week, the phase of the moon, eclipses and aspects of Mars for any specified day between 832 B.C.E. and 2127 N.C.E., using the Gregorian, Mandarin, Romulan, or Zorastrian methods.


Imported from the Carpathians.
Please expect slight variations.

Accuracy guaranteed to within 0'01" per millenium.

Specify colour of ordering by mail.



Weasley's Wizarding Weezes
93 Diagon Alley
soon to be in Hogsmeade and Istanbul

[zymurgy]

Want to throw a party?
Don't want to plan one?

Use Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes new PARTY IN A CAN!

It looks like a typical muggle soft drink, but when you open it, with a shish and a BOOM you have ALL your party needs!

We personally guaranty that all leftover food, decorations, cutlery and boy bands will dissapear within 24 hours, or your money back!

Order Today!

[McGonagall's Cat]

Refracting Repeller

Think you're being followed? Pursued by persistant fangirls? Paraniod about being tailed?

Use WWW's Refracting Repller!

Fling this glittering powder over your shoulder while muttering what you wish to be shielded from. A mirror-like shield will appear between yourself and the specified person, place, or thing to confuse and confund the intended target. Your would-be stalker will turn around and return the way they came. *

Two galleons per 1/10 ounce.



Weasley's Wizarding Weezes
93 Diagon Alley
soon to be in Hogsmeade and Düsseldorf.




*They will however turn right when they intended to turn left due to the reverse imaging effect.

[chad13]

Superb Spark Spitters

It's the newest candy of the age! The ultimate in edible light shows! Try a Superb Spark Spitter today.

Pop the candy in, suck it down to the core (you know it's the core because you can feel it warming your whole mouth), then let it fly! Spit that thing right out and watch your own mini fireworks explode before your eyes! It's fun, it's easy, it's superb!

Comes in 20 delectable flavors includine peppermint, chocolate, strawberry, butter beer, and more! Only two knuts each!

(Weasley Wizard Wheezes is not responsible for any injuries related to this product, including, but not limited to, burns, cuts, allergies, and blindness) Please, only spit these in the faces of your enemies.

[muggle5]

Magical Music Marker Mixers

Wanna listen to the Weird Sisters wherever you go? Now you can, with the product that's sweeping Diagon Alley shoppers. Magical Music Marker Mixers allow you to plant the music inside your head (and stop it whenever necessary), providing a soundtrack for your life!

Simply place the song marker of your choice on the tip of your wand and with a easy swish and flick (not to be confused with the Wingardium Leviosa procedure), you'll be listening to your favorite tunes all day long.

Supplies are limited. Order now!

[Harry Riddle]

Backwards wand

If someone loses their wand, put this one in its place. This wand will take the shape of his/her wand, but it will shoot any spell said at the person who holds it. Watch your Enemies give themselves jelly-legs!