Greetings, Muggles!
Happy Christmas!
You wouldn’t believe the lot of work we’ve had on our desk at the Misuse of Magic Department and of course in WiziMuggleRelations. Seems that ‘tis the season for anti-Muggle Pranks – Cursed Christmas Cards, Hampered Hampers, Phantasmagoric Parcels … you know, the usual lot.
My desk looks like this!
Sorting out all the paper work when these things get found is a nightmare, honestly, and Molly is right upset that I’ve been taking work home instead of sending our own cards out, but what can a man do when he’s got a stack of Obliviation Reports up to his shoulders and knee deep in memos?
At any rate, to the point and all that, I finally found a report a few weeks old about some hexed ravens, a jarvey and a absent minded professor, and once we’d sorted out that nasty bit of business with the streeler, we put everything to rights and unhexed the prizes.
(Why anybody would want to put a Balding Potion in some poor Muggle’s shampoo, I shall never know. No accounting for tastes!) They are now on their way, via more reliable and less prank prone Muggle Post Service.
You really must remind me to put a Temperance Potion in my twins’ tea. 'Would do the world a world of good not to mention make my wife quite happy.
Dash it all, here’s another memo – some poor Witch has been attacked by a charmed gopher in Kent! Got to run!
Compliments of the Season!
Arthur Weasley
TFT Chat, Discussion of the TFT
Dec 10 2005, 12:44 PM
