QUOTE (,Nov 1 2004, 11:18 PM)
Come on, you know I'd rather be puking pasties for the sake of humor than working on this ridiculous potions essay. Which reminds me, I should finish that soon.
Apothecary's~Bane
The Master
Floo Ferret

Potions essays are NOT as foolish as you think, my dear. If you wish to get on in life, Potions make a good deal of difficult and nasty things quite easy for you. Including but not limited to:
Marriage (love potions)
Inheritance (self explanatory)
Saving Time (healing potions, no need to stay in the infirmary...)
The list goes on.
Even a broken watch manages to be right twice a day. Why can't you do the same and spare us all the trouble?