Gred & Forge's Journal, Dear Diary... Options

[evlpez]

Dear Diary,

Today is our 9th birthday. Fred and I wanted some fireworks for our birthday, but Mom doesn't think it's a good idea. She gave us a journal and some quills and ink instead.

Maybe it's because she knows what we did with the ones we stole from under Charlie's bed a couple of months ago. - F

No way. She doesn't know - or she would have congratulated us for what it did to that gnome hole by the shed.

She might have if those gnomes hadn't dug two more closer to the house. We'll have to try that one again. - F

I agree. Next time, twice as many.

Agreed. You know, I like this journal idea. What a good way to keep track of our experiments, accomplishments and notes on our ... not so good results. -F

Right. Why didn't we start this a couple of years ago?

You couldn't write in cursive a couple of years ago. - F

Thanks for recording that.

That's all for today, Diary. Happy Birthday to us.
George
and Fred

[zymurgy]

Boys:

I feel it my duty to warn you that a horrid creature with horn rimmed glasses has been reading your pages lately. He has also ripped a page from my back to scribble stupid 'notes to self' on. I would appreciate it greatly if you told him to eat his smurfy shorts.

regards,

Gordon.