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Lonely Man
(To the tune of "Nowhere Man", by the Beatles)
He's a real lonely man.
A squib in a magic land.
Poor Filch has no future plans
For life.
Doesn't care 'bout his love life
Has never had any wife
Mrs. Norris helps his strife
Through all.
Lonely man, please listen.
Do you know what you're missin'?
Lonely man,
The wo-o-o-o-rld is what you make it.
His poor cat was petrified,
Harry Potter's dungbombs hide,
No one around to confide
With anything.
Lonely man, it's okay
Tomorrow's a better day.
Lonely man,
There's a place for which you're better fit.
Satisfied when kids are not.
He enjoys getting them caught.
Loenly man are you distraught
At all?
Lonely man, please listen.
Do you know what you're missin'?
Lonely man,
The wo-o-o-o-rld is what you make it.
Nothing left for him to do.
Roams the castle through and through.
Lonely man, I pity you
So much.
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"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night." -Truman (The Truman Show)
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof". -V (V for Vendetta)
"Who throws a shoe? Honestly!" -Austin (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
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Lonely Man, A tribute to Filch
Jul 8 2006, 11:28 AM
