Fair Snape Fell, Release Your Inner Chaucer Options

[zymurgy]

Because Zymurgy found out there's a place called Fair Snape Fell, and because Cat pointed out that that sounded like the title of a ballad, it is now YOUR job to write it!

You have until May 31st at midnight to create a poem about Fair Snape and how he fell. It can be in any style as long as it tells a story.

For inspiration, I offer:

Fair Snape fell upon the hill,
And broke his handsome nose,
And now fair Snape's no longer fair,
As its crooked towards his toes.

I'm sure you can all do MUCH better than that, so consider yourselves challenged!

The Winner receives accolades and laurels and a special spiffy graphic for siggy purposes.

[muggle5]

No one knew why fair Snape fell.
Some say it wasn't true.
Others say he was not well
But Dumbledore's dead too.

Why did fair Snape fall to dark?
A Death Eater he stayed.
He played both sides. He made his mark.
History is made.

To what side does he belong?
He never did kill Harry.
As he runs off into night
The deboccle is scary.

Why fair Snape fell we'll never know.
We were suspicious from start.
Although he ran off as a foe
We wait for change of heart.