Fair Snape Fell, Release Your Inner Chaucer Options

[zymurgy]

Because Zymurgy found out there's a place called Fair Snape Fell, and because Cat pointed out that that sounded like the title of a ballad, it is now YOUR job to write it!

You have until May 31st at midnight to create a poem about Fair Snape and how he fell. It can be in any style as long as it tells a story.

For inspiration, I offer:

Fair Snape fell upon the hill,
And broke his handsome nose,
And now fair Snape's no longer fair,
As its crooked towards his toes.

I'm sure you can all do MUCH better than that, so consider yourselves challenged!

The Winner receives accolades and laurels and a special spiffy graphic for siggy purposes.

[McGonagall's Cat]

Marauders

Beneath the beech tree four did sit,
in boredom cast a spell.
Lily Evans was upset,
and that's when Fair Snape Fell!




Dunk Tank

He went down to the carnival
his duty to fulfill.
But when the dunktank clanged its bell,
chagrinned, the Fair Snape Fell!



Attitude Adjustment
The Fair Snape Fell
beside the way.
Now not-so-fair
is here to stay!


Nature vs Nurture

Fair Snape Fell
to powers Dark,
early damage
leaves a mark....



(apologies in advance for this next one)

Stretching 4-4-6

Oh, ye I'll tell
how Fair Snape Fell
while in the Hogsmeade Del-(I)

A horrid Spell,
cast with a yell!
He'd landed on his bell-(y)!

A spill of Jell-(o)
bright golden yell-(ow)
had really rung his bell!

The hex to quell,
Shop-owner bell-(owed)
"Professor, please! Just mell-(ow)!"

I can not squel-(ch)
not feeling well...
'must go lie where I dwell!

Thus, I did tell
how Fair Snape Fell.
Be wary of dropped Jell-(o)!