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McGonagall's Cat
post Nov 27 2005, 08:25 PM
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In Chapter 21, The Unknowable Room, Hermione gives Ron a hard time because Madam Rosemerta didn't laugh at his joke about The Hag, The Healer, and the Mimbulus Mimbletonia.


Your challenge:

Please tell us the joke about The Hag, The Healer, and The Mimbulus Mimbletonia.

Make it funny, or clever, or even a "groaner"!


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post Dec 7 2005, 04:45 PM
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A Hag, a Healer, and a potted Mimbulus Mimbletonia go into the Leaky Cauldron.

The wizened, toothless bartender asks them what they would like to drink.

The Hag orders mulled mead. The Healer orders a butterbeer. And the Mimbulus Mimbletonia orders nothing because it's a potted plant.



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( ronweasly.gif That was why Madam Rosmerta didn't laugh.)


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- McGonagall's Cat   Bad Joke Challenge!   Nov 27 2005, 08:25 PM
- - zymurgy   A Hag walks into the Healer's office and says,...   Dec 2 2005, 10:50 PM
- - zymurgy   A Hag goes to the Healer and says, "Healer, I...   Dec 3 2005, 01:27 PM
- - chad13   A Healer walks into a very full waiting room and s...   Dec 3 2005, 01:35 PM
- - zymurgy   A Hag goes to a Healer with some very strange and ...   Dec 3 2005, 10:42 PM
- - zymurgy   A Hag runs into the Healer's office and yells,...   Dec 3 2005, 10:44 PM
- - zymurgy   A Hag goes into St. Mungo's and is let in to s...   Dec 3 2005, 10:54 PM
- - Amaranth   A Hag and a Healer are discussing a beautiful youn...   Dec 4 2005, 09:45 PM
- - Amaranth   WARNING: BAD USE OF BRITISH SLANG A Hag walks int...   Dec 7 2005, 11:43 PM
- - zymurgy   A Hag goes into the Healer's office. "H...   Feb 20 2006, 11:53 PM
- - McGonagall's Cat   During a visit to Janus Thickey Ward , a Hag asked...   Mar 14 2006, 09:35 PM
- - McGonagall's Cat   While sitting in St. Mungo's coffee shop, a no...   Mar 26 2006, 04:17 AM
- - cassirin   A Healer and a Hag fell in love and got married. ...   Apr 28 2006, 04:42 PM
- - muggle5   There was once a hag. This hag happened to have a ...   May 28 2006, 09:28 PM
- - muggle5   Knock Knock. Who's there? Healer. Healer wh...   Jun 1 2006, 09:32 PM
- - muggle5   Once upon a time there lived a hag. Every morning ...   Jun 5 2006, 06:41 PM
- - chad13   Why did the Healer take the Mimbulus Mimbletonia a...   Jun 6 2006, 02:37 PM
- - muggle5   (This is a joke I heard a couple years ago, modifi...   Jun 7 2006, 03:41 PM

 

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