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post Nov 27 2005, 08:20 PM
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post Nov 27 2005, 09:33 PM
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At least with a word like Mimblatonia we can be sure it won't be a pun. wink.gif
... or maybe it WILL! :evilgrin:


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post Nov 29 2005, 10:04 AM
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Poor Ron. No wonder Rosmerta didn't laugh. I don't think she'd laugh at anything I've come up with so far either. <_<

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post Dec 2 2005, 10:51 PM
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Oh please shoot me now. *hides under desk*


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post Dec 2 2005, 11:56 PM
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Come out from under the desk with your hands up....because that was funny and you really should take a bow!


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post Dec 3 2005, 12:07 AM
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The good thing about telling jokes is that if you screw up nobody laughs at you. wink.gif

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post Dec 5 2005, 11:29 AM
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Excellent Amaranth! laugh.gif


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post Dec 5 2005, 03:05 PM
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Ok, all of those jokes in there are keepers. LOL I laughed so hard. Congrats!


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post Dec 5 2005, 04:37 PM
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I think there's a project ferret joke book in the making right here! haha smile.gif


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post Dec 7 2005, 05:15 PM
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Excelent, Timeturner!
Reminds me of:
A vampire, a ghoul and a skeleton all walk into a bar.
The vampire orderes a vodka and plasma.
The goul orders wisky and flesh.
The skeleton orders beer and a mop.


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post Dec 7 2005, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE (zymurgy @ Dec 7 2005, 05:15 PM)
Excelent, Timeturner!
Reminds me of:
A vampire, a ghoul and a skeleton all walk into a bar.
The vampire orderes a vodka and plasma.
The goul orders wisky and flesh.
The skeleton orders beer and a mop.

Sweet! That one made me laugh, as did some of your others, Zymurgy- don't be so hard on yourself! But the idea of the Project Ferret jokebook appeals to me. I think we'd need to branch out from just doing Mimblulus Mimbletonia jokes, though.


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post Apr 28 2006, 05:02 PM
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:rofl: Cass!!! :rofl:

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post Apr 28 2006, 05:07 PM
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*heartfelt groan*
Cass you horrible thing!
And now you've got me wondering whether either of them survived the honeymoon at all. *snicker*


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post Apr 28 2006, 05:40 PM
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I think it's one of those things where you aren't really sure if anyone gets it. Haha... I think they all drowned, but I'm an optimist.
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post May 30 2006, 05:58 PM
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I can't criticize or add to anyone...considering I'm such a bad writer as it is.


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