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[evlpez]

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[moonbeam3243]

Yay! A wheezes sub! Rons! Very, very delightful. I especially like this bit...

“What is that cologne you’re wearing? Eau de Pointless Sacrifice, or perhaps it’s Essence of Dark Lord bait. You know any door you walk through today could lead you straight to his side. What a lovely dish you’ll make. I hope I’m there for it.”

Harry’s never quite abated rage began to boil to the surface, like a murky pot of putrescent sludge over a high flame. He lunged at Malfoy.

“I bath twice a month for your information!!!” he screamed as he slammed into the slimy-haired git. “That’s more than you can say, someone could drown in the amount of grease that drips from your hair.”

I was totally only going to quote that bit about "eau de pointless sacrifice" but then the rest of it kept cracking me up, too!

[McGonagall's Cat]

Bows to House Elf Fashion Guru!!!


What great lines!!

the dangerous act of thinking for the second time that day

Eau de Pointless Sacrifice

Still laughing!!!

[evlpez]

“What is that cologne you’re wearing? Eau de Pointless Sacrifice, or perhaps it’s Essence of Dark Lord bait.

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

I knew you'd deliver, Rons. This was High-larious!

[ronsmyman]

Thanks, y'know, we need a blush smilie, I haven't blushed so much in a long time, well, since I was dancing around and singing then my roommate walked in.

[zymurgy]

I'm notworthy, oh great comedic writer, not worthy! Ah, have pity on us poor, tallentless ones! We all bow down to your greatness!

[pinkpanther]

We should contact Rowling about this one! Seriously, she'd either be very impressed (as she should be), or very offended (in which case, I will beat her up). Great job!

[ronsmyman]

Beat up Rowling!! THen she wouldn't be able to write the books. Teehee that reminds me of this HP parody I read called Barry Trotter, (not recommended for children) where they take the author and torture her so that she keeps writing the books faster. It was rather funny, though there was some very crude Humor

[pinkpanther]

Fear not, I would never dream of injuring her writing abilities! In the words of the great orcs of Middle Earth, "What about their legs? They don't need those."
Just Kidding!

[bakbam]

I just had flashes of the movie Misery run through my brain. It hurts my ankles just thinking about that movie.

[zymurgy]

So I finally finished mine. It didn't turn out the way I wanted it too, and frankly, I don't like it anymore. But it's finished, and I haven't any more time, so you'll have to be content with it as it is. Great funny stuff, Ronsyourman! LOVED the wig!

[McGonagall's Cat]

Have you ever considered therapy, Zym? The way your mind works is scary... "brilliant, but scary."

"I really hate morning people," thought Harry, getting to his feet, and absentmindedly repairing his glasses, "I shall feed them all to the thestrals once Voldy's gone..."

I may have to embroider this onto a pillow for the livingroom...

[zymurgy]

Therapy? Sure. I have long talks with that wierd looking lady in the mirror. A living room pillow? My work rates living room pillow publication? I'm flattered!

[evlpez]

And I shall write this on a pillow in purple sharpie marker (Embroidery was never my thing):

"You barge into my office on my birthday, in your pjs, without a present!? Minions! You shall smart for this!

Excellent, Zym. You rock.

[zymurgy]

It is I, who am unworthy of you! I have to admit, though, that "You shall smart for this," was inspired by listening to a Flanders and Swann song, specifically, the "GNU" song, where Flanders rails at somebody who parked in HIS spot. *cough*stolen*cough* Still, I am flattered by the idea of my quotes on a sopha cushion.